Sunday, August 30, 2009

another long blog...


firstly, I just downloaded the project a ko series and it's absolutely full of sexual inuendo. ako and bko are both sex objects as they are shown in suggestive situations at every possible time. they fight aliens that look like dudes, but they are chicks. boobs, panties and all. the videos that I got show some nudity that I don't remember from the scifi channel anime show so long ago. this picture cracks me up. 2 women ready to fight, being compared to MALE lions in the background, AND they do the glipmse-of-panties shot for ako.
the weekend was rough too. on friday night, I hung out with charlie and luke, played guitar, had like 4 mixed drinks while looking for lettuce. right before I left charlie's, I texted joe to see if he had a contact. he did and late at night and drunk, I went to leroy to get dope. I felt fine until we stopped in a parking lot to smoke a blunt. then I became completely fucked up. d and lisa were at the bar there so that was cool. I also saw one of the old temps. we finally got back to joe's where we smoked more and I passed out on his couch as per joe's orders. I woke up barely alive the next day and got a ride to my car. I got home knowing that the family picnic was that day and tried in every way to revive myself. I should have just got a drink and tried to cover up the booze stink instead of trying to cover up such a brutal hangover. the picnic was horrible except for the food and I could barely stay in a coversation with even my closest cousin, don. my parents were clearly displeased with me and dropped me off at like 7 pm much to my relief.
I got some drinks into me and broke up my new bag. it was all seeds, stems and leaves. apparently the stems and leaves were from a very high grade plant because I got toasted every time I smoked it. I've got other stuff to do here besides blog, so that's it for now.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

brainwashing site alert!

I was just at www.sweetsurprise.com and they were trying to pull the wool over my eyes about high fructose corn syrup. they said it has nothing to do with obesity and that it is totally natural. ok, time to come clean (at least with the computer) about the past 2 days. I got out of work in a hurry on monday and bought a bottle of rum. hung out with urinymous busch and our old buddy, luke. apparently, he just got out of jail for what he calls "lots of shit". I didn't question further. charlie busted out the grim reefer and I went home nice and toasted after hanging out for a while. woke up the next day, had normal breakfast, cup of coffee, bike ride... about 2pm I began to feel that unique feeling of alcohol withdrawal and caffeine energy at the same time. I went to subway at walmart in intense pain. got chocolate milk from walmart proper and an italian sub from their subway. I returned home to quiet my demons with placating chocohol and sub while watching "white water summer" with kevin bacon as the abusive hiking leader. after a while I was feeling more myself and decided to see what the nothing masters across town were up to. nothing much obviously. i debated things with charlie a little and went home when I ran out of booze. oh, man this is where it gets bad! like fliff night bad! bored out of my brains with no booze and no dope, I ride to wegmans (this is after half a bottle of rum which explains the bent wheel on my road bike (nothing major) and the way that my toenail is completely destroyed on my left foot. what I bought there explains why I didn't feel the toe injury until 6:30 the next day) I got myself a bottle of doppelbock and a bottle of rmsc. if you don't know what that is, good. let it be. all I remember is smoking lots of resin while watching "cocaine cowboys" and waking up in a horrible way. upon first awakening, my vision went digital and I did THE WALK to the bathroom. it took me until 3 or 4 to be able to watch a video on my computer and all day to eat one granola bar. I was in bed trying not to die the rest of that time. I went back to work today to the computers not working and tried to handle it as best I could. when I told bob to stop taping the flaps of boxes over the labels, he threatened to punch me in the face. I got in deep trouble over this and in the middle of trying to catch up with a massive amount of work, I was called to the office for a conference about how bad I am. this is the only reason I enter that room besides to punch in and out. it seems to happen literally all the time. now I am drinking bartons vodka with some apple and orange trying to regain some sense of sanity. maybe a bike ride will help.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

yuck

that puke that wanted to come out came out all last night. I had to call in to work again today because I bareley made it out of bed. I'm just so drained that I can't do anything.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

alcohol + caffeine = pain

that's right, I'm shaking so hard I can't hold my drink, feel like i need to cry and puke, but can't do either. aren't drugs fun?!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

financial pressure building



I'm going to pay some bills today: my electric and the ambulance bill from when I couldn't drive to work without discorporating. that leaves the 75 dollar hospital bill and the rent that teddy won't pick up. otherwise, I've got absolutely nothing to do this weekend. new tube for the bmx might be nice to go riding and I could hang out with urinymous busch. when I talked to fred last night about jason, he acted like there was something wrong with him. oh well, nobody ever likes any of my friends. the pictures are of charlie "urinymous busch" and his buddy, lunchbox. in pgc news, I have protested doing team leader work when I am not team leader. they are piling the lists of stuff to move onto me and I have to keep up with the regular restock at the same time. they either need to make me leader, or make someone else leader so they can do that work. they're fucking me! who else could do the job? joe? his fireworks would make mine look like a sparkler. shawn? he doesn't even pay attention to what the hot items in his aisles are. good luck figuring out what to do about that, you secretive fuckers!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

it's just another blog entry


I'm all juiced on caffeine and it's 10:51 on a wednesday night. I've been fighting a virus at work for the past week and just got the upper hand today with spybot s&d. the virus constantly tries to start and spoybot constantly terminates the process. I had to use malwarebyte's anti-malware to stop the virus and I think that spybot is like reinforcing the wall. I will bring my code to activate the webroot that I transferrred via flash drive and hopefully vanquish the vile foe. when I was bored today, I took this pic. the brush hangs where a belt is supposed to be.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

regular "a" blog



let's see, my guts are eft, which limits the amount of liquor I can drink, but not beer. re-upped the hippy lettuce, hung out with urinymous busch this weekend (these 2 go together). there's a new pic of the matt-o-taur in his angel blowing gear. and also a pic of what happens to my hair when I ride my bike. notice the darker clumps that are clearly soaked in sweat. I'm downloading some al di meola for good jazz, and some vision divine in an effort to keep up with the rhapsody of fire boys and their side projects (all of which sound like rhapsody). I was trying very hard to do some tracking in the "studio" this weekend, but came up with nothing. my studio is accessable by turning my chair slightly and moving the keyboard. now, I think I will go get some shite take-out food, turn on a torrented movie, and try to do some more tracks after lunch.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


the day might have gone by like a normal sunday, but I just got back from selena's and entertaining my dad with government, political, and new world order stuff. my mom told us all about her library sleep-over. after I got dropped off, I had a few moments of uncertainty, but upon my return from wegman's i am now very certain I did the right thing. $10.55 for a six pack of old chub is worth it at 8% and tasting dark and full bodied. I haven't had any alcohol since thursday night because my guts were hurting. let's hope I gave them the break they needed. now I'm going to drink expensive beer, smoke a cold bong and watch breaking bad. ;P

Friday, August 7, 2009

vacation of emptiness


there it is: a vacation of 4 days stretching out in front of me. what will I do during this time? damned if I know. some 4 tracking could take up time (4 days 4 tracks), I could ride my bike, watch the countless videos that I have torrented and will surely torrent soon... Shawn and katie will stop by tomorrow and I've got to go out to eat with my parents on sunday. also there is some small amount of hippy lettuce available for at least 2 good sessions along with the low concentration leaf material I got from joe. through the ice bong it shouldn't be too bad. loading picture of ice bong... as you can see, the second chamber was chopped and a peanut butter jar was added with a hole in the lid. it loads good and "draws like a pencil" as charlie "urinymous busch" would say. he knows all about the reptilians called the annunaki and about nibiru and the end of an era in 2012, but still gets excited about major sporting events and eats shitty food full of high fructose corn syrup. that hassle free zone is hard to exit when your mind is completely closed like his. well, I got a coffee from mobil and I intend to spend some time learning a vocal number today, so as this blog draws to a close I leave with a question. what would you do for 4 days if you were me?

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

bmx hurts

yeah, I threw out my lower back/hip area again. everything was going fine, I was hopping dark patches of new pavement on a deserted side street, then I went for a sideways grass gap and the pain began. my low tire pressure is working great! especially the front wheel as I need to smoosh it before I do a manual/wheelie/turn kind of thing. and for dropping curbs to the right. they both start with a sideways smoosh and turn type of movement. I got some cannabis leaves from joe today and they smell like elephant dook. also my 4 day weekend that surrounds my birthday is coming up in 2 days. no idea what to do for 4 days with no order picker access to correct back problems. wish me luck.

Monday, August 3, 2009

new pictures, new video on youtube




the pictures are of a misspelled box at work and the neck of my ibanez. the real spelling is sarah's angels and I was trying to measure how low the action is. besides that, I killed all the bananas at work and bumpy was being a pestering little brat. she just keeps going with her disjointed and meandering conversation about herself. she needs a blog. where this type of behavior is expected and even encouraged. I digress. I'm drinking blended pears with vodka tonight. it's kindof too solid to be a drink, but too liquid to bite. oh! the video! I was playing quest for glory 2 when I happened upon some characters who liked what I had to say.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

oh no! paying for internet?


yeah, it's true. the old pirate skills aren't paying off as good as they used to. but the good news is that a real band wants a sound sample from me. of course i'm too effed to provide it right now, but when I can, I will blow them away with shredding. otherwise, I've been smoking up a storm on the old peace pipe. almost out actually. the bag had lots of "beaners". oh well, I'm interneting it up anyway. check out bagels playing broom guitar and smoke a toke of the sticky icky.